we have officially lost it.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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