i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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