How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Blow job season was short but glorious.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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