Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Randomize
