he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
