So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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