i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
What a dumb baby whore.
Your cock deserves a montage
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
We don't watch enough power rangers
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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