That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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