Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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