New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Your cock deserves a montage
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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