we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
