I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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