Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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