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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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