I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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