No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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