check it out our google latitudes are spooning
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
