Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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