i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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