I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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