I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
