all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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