also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I understand Curling. That high.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
