I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Randomize
