Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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