You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i just google imaged poop.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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