My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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