Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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