i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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