gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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