i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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