she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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