i wish peter jackson would direct porn
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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