Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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