I wannas sexs uuuuu
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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