So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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