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Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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