To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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