He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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