where am i from again
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
How's work?
Spinning.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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