check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
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