Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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