We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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