hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
did you just send me my own nude
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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