So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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