OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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