So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I think I sprained my soul last night
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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