How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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