Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
So much rum. So many feels.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
ok first of all what the fuck
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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