She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
i think i just naturally attract stoners
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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